Nougat

I think I saw his brain go “Fuck, pretend you were just waving!”

Make it happen faster. Save yourselves.

It’s more true to say that you can’t find a better life if you don’t continue living. But that’s not a guarantee that you can.

Some modern English words have changed because the leading “n” from the noun migrated over to the article which precedes it, or from the article to the noun.

“Apron” was originally napron, “a napron”. “Nickname” was originally ekename (with the first part coming from the same root as “eke”, as in “eke out a living”). “An ekename” became “a nekename” and then “a nickname”.

I read that as

I can imagine that cars need lots of dildoes …

And the rich still profit off of all of this misery.

Nothing has changed. This is always the point for everything ever.

Waze is a Google property. That’s enough for some people. (No shade meant there, that’s as valid a reason as any.)

This goes even beyond that:

And authorities are considering the possibility of what is known as pregnancy denial, a condition in which a woman remains unaware of or in denial about her pregnancy until labor. … She was taken to a hospital for medical treatment following childbirth and has been placed in custody there, officials said.

Reading between the lines here, the baby was newborn, as in just born in that hotel room.

Animals abandon offspring kind of all the time. Human beings are an outlier, in that we don’t do that very often anymore, but it definitely does still happen. I think this situation is a bit different, though.

The only thing which has changed is the medium.