From my experience life is a ball rolling down a hill. It never gets higher than the day before and if it hits the bottom you die.

Your birth decides the starting height and your effort decides the slope.

I started somewhere in the lower middle and put zero effort into life. Now I’m not even half way past others but I’m already near the bottom.

Let’s say I’m not exactly expecting a natural end to my life at this stage.

Yeah, except I can’t afford a dog or woods.

That “No” buttons looks sexier every night.

Job hunting is a god damn jungle, so everything that works in your favor goes. But I do think you owe Bob a beer over dinner.