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I’ll chain on: This is why the english language calls the citrus fruit “Orange,” in a round-about way.

The Persians named them Narangs when they acquired them from Asia, which the Spanish turned into “naranja.” But when they crossed the channel “a naranja” became “an aranja” which eventually became “an orange.”

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Twin size are plenty big for my 350lb frame to cocoon up in. King sized blankets are 7 feet wide.

For close to 20 years now my wife and I have bought twin sized flat sheets and blankets for our king bed. We’re both blanket hogs and now we get to be by not sharing. People used to look at us like we were crazy when we mentioned it, but I hear more and more people doing it and even saw and article calling it the “Scandinavian method” or something else pretentious sounding.

We’ve been doing it so long I feel like we invented it, even though that’s a silly idea. But I am half Scandi so, you know, maybe it was named after me.