Unless they’re Polish*

*insert country that your country likes to feel superior over. For instance in Greece this is an Armenian joke, not Polish.

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Windows is the malware now.

And no matter how hard some try, they’ll never escape it all.

I prefer to live as close to it as possible instead, and as in harmony with it as possible. I do like electricity and running water though lol, but I’d rather be amongst nature than my “fellow” man any day.

Tbf, even if we gathered all people in one giant city to stop encroaching, bugs would follow us due to our food storage/waste and blood, and bats would follow the yummy bugs and make homes in the structures we make, which like for pigeons are often good for bats too. Bats, rats, and some birds you’ll never be able to really escape by avoiding nature because they follow us or something else that does.