So, I’m a pretty average-height guy—5’7”. Not tall, not short, just… there. My feet, however, did not get the memo. They are gigantic. Size 15. Which means I leave footprints that suggest someone much larger (or possibly Bigfoot) passed through, got spooked, and took off running.
People always comment. First, the double-take. Then: “Whoa. Those are… big.” And finally, the classic: “How do you even find shoes?”
Badly. That’s how.
Shoe shopping for me is like searching for an ancient artifact. Store clerks disappear into the back, only to return shaking their heads, as if I’d asked for a unicorn saddle. “We might have one pair in the back…” And what they bring out is always tragic—some orthopedic dad sneaker the size of a small canoe, usually in a shade best described as “beige disappointment.”
For a while, I tried to hide it. I slouched. I crammed my toes into size 13s like a Victorian woman chasing a terrible beauty standard. I even considered custom shoes—until I saw the price and briefly thought maybe barefoot life isn’t so bad.
But now? I’ve embraced it. I don’t tip over easily. I get extra legroom on buses just by existing. And when people ask about my shoe size, I just smile and say, “Great for swimming.”
This man cannot be knocked over.
You sir, are a comedy genius. I couldn’t stop laughing.
okay so:
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does this make running a problem or are you actually a better runner than the average person? looks like it would be a hindrance but I’m curious
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obviously there ara rumors about feet size … do you find women coming on to you more because of this?
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where you shoe shopping?
I wear size 16 shoes and never really had a problem finding shoes at places like Footlocker or Famous Footwear.
They don’t always have my size in exactly what I’m looking at, but when they don’t they’ve always had it in a similar style/brand.
This looks photoshopped… I’m so sorry. I mean I know it isn’t … it just looks that way.
Have you ever sold feet pics? You could probably make some money!
tiger woods would pay
Get the ring to Mordor Mr. Frodo.
Nothing wrong here. just an oversized hobbit
I want to see you with your shoes off. Might be tiny feet in those shoes.
Nice try pervert ;-)
LOL. Kind of like clown shoes.
Do not attempt to hide behind a curtain.
Watch out for rakes!
Hrgmphlrrrgggmmmrrrm…
I heard this comment hahaha
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Been there, done that, got the stitches.
If the rumors are true, if a dude has a foot that size, you can assume he must also have a long, massive sock.
He might even have two!
I wear size 16 shoes.
Trust me when I say, big feet does not mean big anything else.
It doesnt even mean average anything else.
Shoe shopping for me is like searching for an ancient artifact. Store clerks disappear into the back, only to return shaking their heads, as if I’d asked for a unicorn saddle
Why are you trying to find them in person?
15 isn’t ridiculously huge, but anyone over like 13 has known for decades if buying in person you just ask what they have in your size and pick off that. Back in the day that meant going to a store in the hood and buying basketball shoes.
But nowadays you can sort by size online and see much larger collections.
Hell, Oddballshoes.com started well over a decade ago bro… The smallest size they stock is 14.
The reason people comment is your short so it’s unexpected, not that your feet are remarkably big.
People comment because the foot to body length ratio looks weird. Not because he’s “short”. 5’7 isn’t short. It’s not tall like someone that’s 6’5 but it’s not short either.
because online shoe buying is wasteful and slow unless you get stupendously lucky and get a perfect fit on your first order.
because X brands size isnt exactly the same as Y brands size. G model from the same brand might run narrower than F model.
Which ends up in tons of wasted time and energy shipping things back and forth.
vs going to a shoe store, trying things on, and being done and wearing your new shoes out inside half an hour.
Wait I’m a size 14 woman and didn’t know about that website. Thanks
I wear size 15s, and I can tell you it’s a nightmare. Slightly less so since the Internet made shopping easier.
Stores don’t often stock anything above a 13. Like I’ve been in so many stores looking for a single pair of shoes, any pair, and found nothing. If you go online and filter by size, you’re looking at a 90% reduction in selection as compared to a normal size, say a 10.
And then, when you do order some shoes, it’s 50-50 one company’s size 15 will have the same dimensions as the last or next company. I know this may not be a unique problem to big shoes, but it makes it that much more difficult.
When I was younger and had a much less stable life, that is to say not having a lifestyle that was compatible with online shopping, I’d often go weeks shoving cardboard in my shoes in a feeble attempt to patch the holes in my soles. I still subconsciously avoid puddles and wet spots most people would think nothing of plowing straight through.
And then, when you do order some shoes, it’s 50-50 one company’s size 15 will have the same dimensions as the last or next company. I know this may not be a unique problem to big shoes, but it makes it that much more difficult.
No, its not unique to shoes… its a major issue across all clothing.
There are no standards in sizing in anything in clothing. Hell the same company might not even respect its own sizing across batches of the same product, much less across various product lines under its name.
Its infuriating trying to buy clothes because of it.
lies
I just want to say kudos for the picture. It would have been easy to write this without it, but with it 🤌🏻
I want to see another pic without shoes on. Anyone can slap some size 15 shoes on their feet for a photo.
Free feet pics on the internet? I hope op is smarter then that
Of course you want to see him barefoot, for science right?
If you wore lifts or high heels you’d be taller and your feet would look smaller. And your butt would look cute! But you’d pay a price in stability.
