Your way of doing things is now how things must be done. Extra points for petty and minor stuff.

  • Duodecimal is provably superior, and the world now uses it instead of decimal. This means that the metric system is now base-12, and inches, feet, and yards are the common units.

    Surprising to many people, very little else changes.

    • Analog clocks stay the same
    • There are still 12 months in the year
    • Your eggs still come in dozens
    • There are still 30 divisions of 12 degrees in a compass.
    • There are still 12 face cards in a deck of cards
    • Humans still have 12 pairs of ribs
    • A bouquet of roses still has 12 flowers
    • A box of doughnuts still comes with 12 doughnuts
    • Colas still come in half-dozen packs, and boxes of cola still usually come in a dozen.
    • Muffin trays still bake 12 muffins
    • Packs of toilet tissue are still sold in some multiple of a dozen: ½-dozen, 1 dozen, or 2 dozen.

    Meanwhile, everyone learns they can count to 12 on one hand, and to 144 using both hands.